60 Dirty Knock-Knock Jokes That Aren't for Kids Best Life

Knowledge

The great thing about a dirty knock-knock joke is that it's almost always unexpected. There's just something inherently innocent and family-friendly about the setup for a knock-knock joke, so when it takes a left turn and the punchline is jaw-droppingly filthy—so much that you look around the room to make sure there are no children present—it gives you a new appreciation for this classic joke formula. Don't get us wrong, dirty knock-knock jokes are still groaners, but they're groaners that also make you blush. Here are 60 bawdy and off-color favorites. Share with others at your own risk.

RELATED: 140 Dark Jokes for Those Who Need a Twisted Laugh.

Dirty Knock-Knock Jokes Just for Adults

  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Disguise.
    Disguise who?
    Disguise is your boyfriend?
    You could do so much better.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Juicy. Juicy who?
    Juicy that lady's rack?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Centipede.
    Centipede who?
    Centipede on the Christmas tree.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Smell Map.
    Smell Map who?
    Oh, you are so disgusting.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Willie Stroker.
    Willie Stroker who?
    Willie Stroker or should I?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    [Sexy voice]: Who would you like it to be?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Ima Reilly.
    Ima Reilly who?
    Ima Reilly excited to see you naked later.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    When where.
    When where who?
    Tonight, my place, you and me.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Foreskin.
    Foreskin who?
    The world's greatest foreskin teller.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Adolph.
    Adolph who?
    Adolph ball hit me right in the crotch.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Cam.
    Cam who?
    Camel toe. Do you have any pants I can borrow?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Budweiser.
    Budweiser who?
    Budweiser knock-knock jokes all so filthy?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    King Henry the Second.
    King Henry the Second who?
    King Henry, the second the queen leaves, we'll bring in the strippers.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Mayan Ipples.
    Mayan Ipples who?
    Mayan Ipples are so hard right now.

    • RELATED: 209 Dad Jokes So Bad They're Actually Hilarious. 

    Dirty Knock-Knock Jokes for Him

  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Idaho.
    Idaho who?
    No! You da ho!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Stop crying you wimp, it's just a joke.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Hatch.
    Hatch who?
    God bless you.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Jack.
    Jack who?
    I'm the Jack Goff.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Baby owl.
    Baby owl who?
    Baby owl see you later at my place?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Yo mama.
    Yo mama who?
    Yo mama woke up in my bed again.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Justin.
    Justin who?
    You're justin time to wipe my bottom.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Anita Colo.
    Anita Colo who?
    Anita colonoscopy.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Ivanna Seymour.
    Ivanna Seymour who?
    Ivanna Seymour butts.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there? Waiter.
    Waiter who?
    Just waiter I get my hands on you.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Urine.
    Urine who?
    Urine secure, don't know what for.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Parton.
    Parton who?
    Parton my French.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Mike.
    Mike who?
    Mike Weiner.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Madam.
    Madam who?
    Help madam finger is stuck in the door.

    • RELATED: 150+ Funny Short Jokes That Guarantee a Laugh.

    Dirty Knock-Knock Jokes About Sex

  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Helda dick.
    Helda dick who?
    I helda dick and the wind blew it for me.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Ben Dover.
    Ben Dover who?
    Ben Dover and I'll give you a big surprise.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Willis.
    Willis who?
    Willis member suffice?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Ice cream.
    Ice cream who?
    Ice cream all night if you're lucky.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Jamaican.
    Jamaican who?
    Jamaican me horny.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Tara.
    Tara who?
    Tara McClosoff.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Dewey.
    Dewey who?
    Dewey have a condom handy?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Amanda.
    Amanda who?
    Amanda lay you, and then your lonely nights are over.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Buster.
    Buster who?
    Buster Cherry.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    I'm poor knee.
    I'm poor knee who?
    I guess we have to do something about that.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Not someone.
    Not someone who?
    Not someone who will get you laid.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Tanaka.
    Tanaka who?
    Tanaka you up.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Ben Hur.
    Ben Hur who?
    Ben Hur over.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Hop on.
    Hop on who?
    Hop on dis dick.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Ike.
    Ike who?
    Ike can rock your world, baby.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Mike. Mike who?
    Mike Litoris.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Baghdad.
    Baghdad who?
    I'd love to see you Baghdad butt up.

    • RELATED: 250 Stupid Jokes So Bad They're Actually Funny. 

    Dirty Jokes Guaranteed to Make Your Girlfriend Squirm

  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Khan.
    Khan who?
    Khan-dom broke. I hope you're on the pill.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Dozer.
    Dozer who?
    Dozer the biggest breasts I've ever seen.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Howie.
    Howie who?
    Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Do you want two CDs?
    Do you want two CDs who?
    Do you want to CDs nudes?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    A yam.
    A yam who?
    A yam so wet for you right now.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
    Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
    Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Budweiser.
    Budweiser who?
    Budweiser mother taking her clothes off?
  • Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Jenny Tull.
    Jenny Tull Who?
    Jenny Tull warts.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Izzy Data.
    Izzy Data who?
    Izzy Data test tube in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Amanda squeeze.
    Amanda squeeze who?
    Amanda squeeze you all night.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Howie.
    Howie who?
    Howie gonna hide this dead body?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Idaho.
    Idaho who?
    I da ho! Where da John?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Ivana.
    Ivana who?
    Ivana kiss your lips.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Bee.
    Bee who?
    I like the view from bee-hind you.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Not your wife.

    • Wrapping Up

    That's it for our list of dirty knock-knock jokes. Be sure to check back with us soon for fun. You can also sign up for our newsletter so you don't miss out on what's next!

    ncG1vNJzZmialajBrbXFnqanpJmjsm%2BvzqZmnaGiqcZut82omqRlm6O8pLeMo6aknaNk